SO ME AND MY BOY CARLOS WERE WALKIN’ DOWN THE STREET BLASTIN’ SOME O’ DA’ SPICE GIRLS. WHEN TWO NIGGAS CAME UP TO ME AND MY FRIEND ALL LIKE: YOU DON’T BELONG HERE, YOU BETTA’ LEAVE O’ ELSE. THEN CARLOS THREW AN EGG AT ONE O’ DUR FACES AND THE EGG SHELL CUT OPEN HIS FACE. THEN HIS BLOOD TURNED GREEN AND WE WAS ABOUT TO RUN WHEN HE GRABBED CARLOS BY THE THROAT AND VOMITED ALL OVA’ HIS FACE. CARLOS WAS LIKE: AAAW HELL NAW!!! SO HE GRABBED A HOBO’S SHOPPIN’ CART AND BUILT A SWORD WITH IT.

THEN HE STABBED THE NIGGA’ WIFF THA SWORD AND IT EXPLODED INTO CHEESEY STRANGS. BY THEN, ALL O’ DESE NIGS FROM DA HOOD WERE GATHEREDAROUND, AND WHEN THEY SAW DAT CHEESE, THEY WAS ALL LIKE: DAYUM, THAT THERE BE CHEESE! AND THEY STARTED LICKING THE SIDEWALK TRYIN’ TO GET A THE CHEESE BEFORE IT MELTED.
SUDDENLY A CRACK OPENED IN THE ROAD AND IT STARTED SHOOTING OUT BASKET BALLS. ONLY SOME OF THEM WERE ACTUALLY WATERMELONS SO ALL OF THE NIGGAS WAS EATIN’ WATERMELON AND PLAYIN’ BASKETBALL UNTIL A GIANT WHITE GUY CALLED SHELDON WAS ALL LIKE: Those watermelons and basketballs belong to us white people. We are scientists and need them. THEN CARLOS WAS ALL LIKE; AAAW HELL NAW!!! AND HE SHOT ‘EM WIFF HIS GLOCK CLICKETY CLOCK THEN THE GIANT WHITE GUY FELL DOWN AND THE ‘HOOD WAS SAVED BECAUSE NOW THEY HAD FOOD FOREVER AND EVER.

BUT IT WASN’T OVA BECAUSE THAT GUY WHO CARLOS TRIED TO STAB CAME OVER AND WAS ALL LIKE: YOU TRIED TO STAB ME! THEN HE TURNED INTO A GIANT TENTACLE MONSTER. ALL THE NIGGAS STARTED THROWING BASKETBALLS AT IT BUT IT WAS BLOCKIN’ THEM. CARLOS KNEW WHAT TO DO. HE GRABBED ONE OF THE TENTACLES AND SMASHED AND EGG ON IT. THE EGG MELTED THE TENTACLE AND IT DROPPED CARLOS LIKE HE WAS A HOT POTATO. THE MONSTER THEN RAN OVER TO THE WALMART AND BOUGHT SOME OREOS AND USED THEM AS THROWING STARS. WHEN THE OREOS HIT THEY ‘SPLODED AND IT STARTED RAINING OREO CHUNKS. E’ERYONE STARTED TO RUN AROUND WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN TRYING TO CATCH AN OREO. THE MONSTER DECIDED THAT SINCE EVRYONE WAS DISTRACTED HE WOULD HIDE UNDER A BRIDGE.

A HUGE EARTHQUAKE CAME AND THE BRIDGE FELL. THE MONSTER WAS TRAPPED SO ALL OF THE NIGS AFTER EATING THEIR OREO TREATS CAME OVER AND STARTED SHOOTING THE MONSTER.
THE MONSTER USED A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON BUT IT DIDN’T WORK SO IT BLEW UP. THE BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE AND WAS REALLY STINKY. CARLOS RAN OVER AND SAID THAT HE KNEW WHAT TO DO. HE MADE A BUNCH OF FRENCH TOAST AND USED THE BLOOD AS SYRUP. AUNT JEMIMA STYLE.

I didnt write this, a really good friend of mine did. That want to stay anonymous.